Καραβάκια, ζώδια και χρώμα γενεθλίων!

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Αυτό είναι ένα από τα τραγουδάκια με τα οποία μεγάλωσα, (αφού η μητρική μου γλώσσα είναι τα γαλλικά)  και στη συνέχεια το τραγούδησα και στα παιδιά μου…

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-Μαμά, τα μικρά καραβάκια
που πάνε πάνω στο νερό, έχουν πόδια;
– Μα φυσικά μικρό χαζούλη,
αν δεν είχαν πώς θα περπατούσαν;

– Πηγαίνοντας ίσια μπροστά τους,
κάνουν τον γύρω του κόσμου
και μια και η γη είναι στρογγυλή,
ξαναγυρίζουν σπίτι τους.

-Μαμά, τα μικρά καραβάκια
που πάνε πάνω στο νερό, έχουν καρδιά;
-Μα φυσικά μικρό χαζούλη,
αν δεν είχαν δεν θα σ’ αγαπούσαν!

– Πηγαίνοντας ίσια μπροστά τους,
κάνουν τον γύρο του κόσμου
και μια και η γη είναι στρογγυλή,
ξαναγυρίζουν σπίτι τους.

Μαμά, τα μικρά καραβάκια
που πάνε πάνω στο νερό, έχουν πόδια;
– Μα φυσικά μικρό χαζούλη,
αν δεν είχαν πώς θα προχωρούσαν;

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Υπήρξαν εποχές που αρκετά αγόρια ονειρευόντουσαν να «μπαρκάρουν» όπως λέγανε, για να βρουν μια καλύτερη τύχη ή γιατί θέλανε να ξεφύγουν από τη κοινωνική καταπίεση ή για να ξεχάσουν κάποιον έρωτα ή γιατί απλά ήθελαν να γνωρίσουν άλλα μέρη…
Τώρα δεν ακούς πια «μάνα θα μπαρκάρω»… αλλά πέφτεις πάνω σε κείμενο που με πολύ χιούμορ λέει, πώς το κάθε ζώδιο βλέπει το «μπαρκάρισμα»!

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– Γιε μου, που πας:
ΚΡΙΟΣ:
-Μάνα, θα πάω για καπετάνιος στα καράβια.

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-Γιε μου που πας:
ΤΑΥΡΟΣ:
-Μάνα, δεν πάω πουθενά και όπως έρχεσαι φέρε και τα καράβια.

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΔΙΔΥΜΟΣ:
-Μάνα, θα πάμε στα καράβια με τα παιδιά! Γουστάρω!

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΚΑΡΚΙΝΟΣ:
-Μανούλα, θα πάω στα καράβια που πήγαν ο πατέρας, ο παππούς
και ο προπάππους μου.

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΛΕΩΝ:
-Θα πάω στα κρουαζιερόπλοια.
Εσύ δεν είσαι μάνα, είσαι βασιλομήτωρ!

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΠΑΡΘΕΝΟΣ:
-Μάνα, θα πάω να καθαρίσω με αντισηπτικό τα καράβια.

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΖΥΓΟΣ:
-Μάνα, θα πάω στα καράβια, όχι δεν θα πάω, όχι θα πάω.
-Να πάω, ρε μάνα;

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΣΚΟΡΠΙΟΣ:
-Μάνα, γιατί ρωτάς;

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΤΟΞΟΤΗΣ:
-Μάνα, όπου να’ ναι πάω, αρκεί να πάω κάπου.

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΑΙΓΟΚΕΡΩΣ:
-Μητέρα, όλος ο καλός ο κόσμος στα καράβια πάει.

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΥΔΡΟΧΟΟΣ:
-Μάνα, όταν οι άλλοι πήγαιναν στα καράβια, εγώ ερχόμουν.

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-Γιε μου που πας;
ΙΧΘΕΙΣ:
-Μάνα, που πάω;…

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Και εδώ κάτι διαφορετικό που είχα ξεχασμένο στα «κιτάπια» μου, δεν το μεταφράζω για να το διαβάσετε έτσι όπως μου το είχαν στείλει πριν από αρκετά χρόνια.

ΧΡΩΜΑ ΓΕΝΕΘΛΙΩΝ

If your birthday is on  ……  Scroll down to find out about your  nature …..

December 23rd – January 1st	Red
January 2nd – January 11th	Orange
January 12th – January 24th	Yellow
January 25th – February 3	Pink
February 4th – February 8th	Blue
February 9th – February 18th	Green
February 19th – February 28th	Brown
March1st – Match 10th	Aqua- μπλε ανοιχτό
March 11 – March 20th	Lime- πράσινο ανοιχτό
March 21 st	Black
March 22 nd – March 31st	Purple- μοβ
April 1st – April 10th	Navy- μπλε θαλασσί
April 11th – April 20th	Silver- ασημί
April 21st – April 30th	White
May 2nd – May 14th	Blue
May 15th – May 24th	Gold- χρυσαφί
May 25th – June 3rd	Cream- μπεζ
June 4th – June13th	Gray- γκρι
June 14 – June 23rd	Maroon
June 24th	Gray
June 25 – July 4th	Red
July 5th – July 14th	Orange
July 15th – July 25 th	Yellow
July 26th – August 4 th	Pink
August 5th – August 13th	Blue
August 14th – August 23rd	Green
August 24 – September 2nd	Brown
September 3rd – September12th	Aqua
September 13th – September 22nd	Lime
September 23rd	Olive- λαδί
September 24th – October 3rd	Purple
October 4th – October 13th	Nave- μπλε σκούρο
October 14th – October 23rd	Silver
October 24 – November 11th	White
November 12th – November 21st	Gold
November 22nd – December1st	Cream
December 2nd – December11th	Gray
December 12th – December 21st	Maroon
December 22nd	Teal- μπλε ραφ

RED Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love …and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be «moody» at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM Competitive and sportive. Don’t like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don’t fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don’t let go for a long long time.

TEAL You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

GREY You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that’s inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don’t like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people’s day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.

GREEN You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people’s feelings by your words… You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

GOLD You know what’s right and what’s wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It’s hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won’t be able to fall in love again for a long time.

PINK You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

YELLOW You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

MAROON You are intelligent, and know what’s right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people’s feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love… Once you get a hold of the right person, it’s hard for you to find a better love.

ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

PURPLE You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that’s trustworthy.

LIME You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can’t get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

SILVER You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like «Hard to get». Your love life is normally hard and confusing.

WHITE You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don’t react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.

OLIVE You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don’t like violence and know what’s right. You are kind and cheerful, but don’t envy other people easily.

BROWN You are active and sportive. It’s hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can’t get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

BLUE You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

NAVY You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it’s hard for you to forgive them.

AQUA Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It’s hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK You are challenging, and have the «guts». But you don’t like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.. LIVE THE WAY YOU LOVE AND LOVE THE WAY YOU LIVE. ΖΗΣΕ ΜΕ ΤΟΝ ΤΡΟΠΟ ΠΟΥ ΑΓΑΠΆΣ ΚΑΙ ΑΓΑΠΗΣΕ ΜΕ ΤΟΝ ΤΡΟΠΟ ΠΟΥ ΖΕΙΣ. . .